17 July 2009 (US)
I said it before..and I'll say it again I amthe problem child in my family, flunking classes, choosing a "dumb" major, and dating irregular guys. BLACK SHEEP BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? My ploy to win the favor, since I am their oldest, well one of the oldest (don't ask) always seems to get foiled by my inability to stay on the straight and narrow. Not that I don't think I deserve an award for putting up with this doddy universe, because I do. But when I look back and think about EVERYTHING I've received, which I really didn't deserve, it makes me want to stop shagging people, and dabbling in potent elixir. Yesterday, or should I say last night was one of the instances where I swore I would win their hearts...and its goes a little something like this. Heading to see Mr. Hudson aka my link to you know who..I was practically knocked down by an individuals bloody stare, normally my stank eye back tells them, I'm flattered you find me irresistible, but I'm not interested. AT ALL. But this one was determined to "wife" me by the end of the night...long story short. He did just that...sounds like my usual night right? WRONG..guess WHAT the icing on the cake was...HE.WAS./ IS.JEWISH. sigh...wait it gets better.. HE.IS.IN.GRAD.SCHOOL. and wait..it gets BETTER. HIS.SISTER.IS.A.MAG.EDITOR.IN.LONDONTOWN. The only downside is that he leaves to go back to California next week..which is fine by me..Birthmom, meet your new son-in-law.
